"Sing my songs when I'm gone."

-Ted Vigil, 2012

"I can't get a girl 'cause I ain't got a car; I can't get a car 'cause I ain't got a job; I can't get a job 'cause I ain't got a car. So I'm looking for a girl with a job and a car."

-Alice Cooper, 1994

"Something happens to the pledges of trust -- down through the years they begin to rust."

-Alex Call, 1988

"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way."

-Gilmour/Mason/Waters/Wright, 1973

"With one foot in the grave, and one foot on the pedal, I was born a rebel."

-Tom Petty, 1985

"That old grey wind is blowing, and there's nothing left worth knowing, and it's time you should be going."

-Steve Winwood, 1981

"Baby you want the forgivin' kind and that's just not my style."

-Bachman/Turner, 1973

"You're always hurting someone, but it's always someone else -- just like a child, thinking about yourself."

-Rick Roberts, 1978

"You're not as young as you used to be -- why do you cling to the fantasy?  When will you face the reality, that what you've been and what you are, are not all the you could be?"

-Rick Roberts, 1978

"You can't go on forever, treating them like you do -- in the end, it all comes back to you."

-Rick Roberts, 1978

"You're looking like a woman, but nothing has really changed -- you're still playing the old familiar game."

-Rick Roberts, 1978

"They treat you like a princess -- always let you have your way -- and when they do, you're throwing it all away."

-Rick Roberts, 1978

"Shining as bright as silver -- you glitter and you gleam -- you get by chasing the same old dream."

-Rick Roberts, 1978

"You've been burning your bridges behind you -- when will you ever learn? In the end, it's only you you burn."

-Rick Roberts, 1978

"He who is without oil shall throw the first rod."

-Compressions 8.7:1

"When I think of Trump I go, 'This guy stole my whole act to become President'."

-Andrew Dice Clay, 2017

"There's always someone getting hurt when you have to do what's best."

-Stephen Stills, 1991

"I am nobody's daddy, but I am the Mac Daddy."

-Rush Limbaugh, 2019

"I don't know about you, but I don't want Albert Einstein to be my pilot."

-President Donald J. Trump, 12 March 2019

"Explicit inclusion ..... constitutes implicit exclusion."

-Steven T., 2019

"My foot is shaking, it wants to kiss his ass so bad!"

-Red Forman, 1978

"Hey, leggo my foot in your ass!"

-Red Forman, 1978

"Well, if I had mistle-foot it'd be in your ass!"

-Red Forman, to Bob Pincioti, 1978

"Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass!"

-Red Forman, 1978

"I'm about to be sleep-kicking your ass!"

-Red Forman, 1978

"How would you like that keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?"

-Red Forman, 1978

"Hey now, the wells run dry, pages of your book on fire, read the writing on the wall; hoedown, it's a showdown, everywhere you look, we're fighting, hear the call."

-Joe Walsh, 1973

"Backyard people and they work all day, tired of the speeches, and the way the reasons they keep changin' just to make the words rhyme."

-Joe Walsh, 1973

"Don't you let my heart know that you're leaving."

-Gene Cotton, 1978

"Why get up?"

-Fabulous Thunderbirds, 1986

"Simultaneity is in the eye of the observer."

-Steven T., 2018

"Synchronization is no coincidence."

-Steven T., 2018

"I'm sick and tired of hearing things from uptight short sided narrow minded hypocritics; all I want is the truth, just give me some truth."

-John Lennon, 1971

"You can go to church and sing a hymn; you can judge me by the color of my skin; you can live a lie until you die; one thing you can't hide is when you're crippled inside."

-John Lennon, 1971

"If life is like a candle bright, then death must be the wind; you can close your window tight and it still comes blowing in."

-Dooley/Hadley/Welch, 1986

"Only your lonely love can devour you; but when when you're lonely, the same love empowers you."

-Riley/Riley, 2014

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."

-Redd Foxx

"If you wait, it might be too late, as conditions continue to deteriorate."

-Weather forecaster, 2018

"Eddie, where are your rubbers?"

-June Cleaver, 1957

"A backup system that is critically dependent on the primary system, is not a backup system."

-Steven T., 19 October 2018

"Kind words are like honeycomb -- sweet to the soul and healthy to the bones."

-Proverbs 16:24

"When I get a little money -- when I get a little more, well give it all away building missions in your name 'cause after all that's all that money's really for."

-Nathan Barrow, 2016

"Old John Robertson he wore a Stetson hat -- People everywhere would laugh behind his back -- No one cared to take any time to find out what he was all about -- fear kept them out."

-Chris Hillman, 1967

"Don't steal my pants just to cover your @$$!"

-Steven T., 2018

"She'll win again, I know she'll take my heart and soul, she'll leave me lying there, and I'm going for it once more."

-McGuinn/Hillman, 1979

"I've been in politics for over 20 years, and for over 20 years I've had Barbra Streisand trying to do my job -- So, I decided to try my hand at her job."

-Senator John McCain, 2002

"Do I know how to sing? About as well as [Barbra Streisand] knows how to govern America!"

-Senator John McCain, 2002

"Does anybody really know what time it is?"

-R. Lamm, 1969

"A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel."

-Click & Clack

"There's so much we take for granted, there's so much we never say -- we get caught up in the motion of just living day to day."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1993

"I was thinking of time, and how much it will cost, to recapture the souls that we surely have lost."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1990

"People who try to dummy down information.....are usually very successful."

-Steven T., 2018

"Where do we go from here? Faith is a fading fear, life is a waiting room -- I hope they don't call me soon."

-Randy Jackson, 1983

"I've been waiting in the weeds, waiting for the summer rain to fall upon the wild birds scattering the seeds, answering the calling of the tide's eternal tune, the phases of the moon, the chambers of the heart, the egg and dart of small gray spiders spinning in the dark, in spite of all the times the web is torn apart."

-Don Henley, 2007

"Now all the tears that I should have cried are still inside me -- why can't a man be accepted for what he has to be?"

-Gosdin/Gosdin/Gosdin, 1969

"All my so-called friends have turned their backs on me; they were looking for someone I just couldn't be -- let them go and have their fun, unaware of the harm they've done."

-Gosdin/Gosdin/Gosdin, 1969

"Now the wind is high and the rain is heavy, and the water's rising in the levee; Still I think of her when the sun goes down -- It never goes away, but it all works out."

-Tom Petty, 1987

"People will tell you that it isn't what it seems, but I can't pretend to understand their hidden schemes."

-Rusty Young, 1980

"Whiskey bottle, brand new car, oak tree you're in my way."

-Lynyrd Skynyrd, 1977

"Don't you believe I've missed my calling? -- I'm just the one to play your fool."

-Paul Cotton, 1980

"It seems so simple to me -- I know just how it should be -- you take my loving so carelessly."

-Rusty Young, 1974

"When it's over, is it really over?"

-Sugar Ray, 2001

"When it's over, can I still come over?"

-Sugar Ray, 2001

"When you go go go go, I know it never ends."

-Sugar Ray, 2001

"When it's over, that's the time I fall in love again."

-Sugar Ray, 2001

"You really had me going, wishing on a star; the black holes that surround you are heavier by far."

-Duncan Sheik, 1996

"Why can't time just leave it alone?"

-Paul Cotton, 1986

"I guess I'd like to be alone -- nothing broken, nothing thrown."

-Suzanne Vega, 1987

"I must be leaving soon -- it's your world now."

-Glenn Frey, 2007

"The more things you get, the more you want -- just trade in one for the other; working so hard to make it easier -- got to turn, turn this thing around right now."

-Van Halen, 1991

"We think a lot but don't talk much about it 'til things get out of control."

-Van Halen, 1988

"You can analyze this situation -- to me it's all just mental masturbation."

-Sammy Hagar, 1981

"Well, ain't it a shame that our short little memories never seem to learn the message of history."

-Don Henley, 2007

"Captains of the old order clinging to the reins, assuring us these aches inside are only growing pains."

-Don Henley, 2007

"It's interesting when people die."

-Don Henley, 1982

"You gotta be a magician to keep a kid's attention more than two minutes nowadays."

-Foghorn Leghorn, 1951

"Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side."

-Foghorn Leghorn, 1950

"That's mathematics, son. You can argue with me but you can't argue with figures."

-Foghorn Leghorn, 1960

"Aaaaaahh Shaddap!!"

-Foghorn Leghorn, 1956

"Instead of staying and dying inside, sometimes you move, sometimes you ride, away."

-Neil Young, 2017

"Earth is like a church without a preacher -- people have to pray for themselves."

-Neil Young, 2017

"The canvass can do miracles."

-Christopher Cross, 1981

"They say they gave me compensation -- That's not what I'm chasing -- I was a rich man before yesterday -- Now all I have left is a broken-down pickup truck. -- Looks like my farm is a freeway."

-Ian Anderson, 1987

"Come back when there is that accident, and try to justify not putting in those safety enhancements, or you can go back now and advocate for the money to do it, because this project was never needed and endangers our citizens."

-Lakewood, WA Mayor Don Anderson, 04 December 2017

"Old challenges demand new approaches."

-President Donald Trump, 06 December 2017

"Lack of scrutiny is a fertile environment for abuse."

-Steven T., 2017

"Peace at all costs is no peace -- you end up at war with yourself."

-Dr. Phil, 2017

"Having many children is wrong, or at least morally suspect, for standard environmental reasons: Having a child imposes high emissions on the world, while the parents get the benefit. So like with any high-cost luxury, we should limit our indulgence."

-Travis Rieder, 15 November 2017

"Times may change -- you know they do, but life's been good for me and you after all that we've been through, my friend."

-Rusty Young, 2017

"Before, I was all messed up on drugs. But since I've found the lord, now I'm all messed up on the lord."

-Cheech & Chong, 1972

"Many people try to act humble for the sole purpose of self-aggrandizement."

-Steven T., 2017

"Twitter is a repository for the demented and the unhinged."

-Rush Limbaugh, 16 October 2017

"Opportunists are nothing more than unscrupulous engineers."

-Steven T., 2017

"I'm gonna kick ya butts!"

-Father Biff, 1989

"You can turn around and say it isn't so, or wrap your heart around it and just let go."

-Rusty Young, 2017

"You can blame it on the stars hanging in the sky, blame it on a midnight lullaby, blame it on the warm glow of the wine, or guilty hearts like yours and mine; but don't blame it on an innocent moon."

-Rusty Young, 2017

"People take unselfish actions for selfish reasons."

-Steven T., 2017

"Kelsey, why don't you go back to bartending school, take a course and shut up!"

-Archie Bunker, 1973

"The White House has got nothing to do with what's going on in this country."

-Archie Bunker, 1976

"Love's never wrong when it's real."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1984

"It's only when you listen that you learn."

-Dan Fogelberg, 1979

"If you have to explain a joke, it's not a very good joke."

-David Letterman, 2009

"Don't make me listen to words you think will please me, when pleasing me don't mean anything to you."

-Tim Hardin, 1966

"May your proctologist be a frustrated concert trombonist."

-Carnac, 1991

"The last three supervisors checked out my personnel file, but do you see any of them around here?"

-Roseanne Conner, 1989

"Don't get the impression that you arouse my anger. You see, one can be angry only with those he respects."

-President Richard M. Nixon, 1973

"All religion has to have its day."

-Graham Nash, 1977

"It just ain't no good if the sun shines and you're still inside."

-Rascals, 1968

"Never jump out of an airplane unless you've got your 'chute together!"

-Joe Walsh

"Yeah, who wants to go out looking at a vase of roses when they can get their head blown off in an alley?"

-James Rockford, 1979

"Cocky Locky will tell Ducky Lucky and the sky will come falling down."

-James Rockford, 1979

"If Kathy Griffin really wanted to shock people, she would try being funny!"

-Rush Limbaugh, 31 May 2017

"Oh $#!+!  &*d damn it!  Crap!  What a Day."

-Greg Miller, project pilot of Gossamer Condor, 1977

"Listen without prejudice."

-George Michael, 1990

"Donald Ohlmeyer couldn't create gas after a bean dinner."

-David Letterman, 1998

"We must make Boogie Music the essential factor in the life of all. In presenting this song to the world, we must then explain and justify our position by formulating a definition of Boogie Music and setting forth its main principles in such a way that all may understand instantly that their souls, their lives, and every relation with every other human being in every circumstance depend on Boogie Music, and the right comprehension, and the right application thereof."

-Alan Wilson, 1968

"Comfort does not foster creativity."

-Rick Roberts, 20 April 2017

"F.U.!"

-Senator Lindsey Graham, 9 April 2017

"F#$% it -- we'll do it live!"

-Bill O'Reilly

"Who gave you the night off, Anton?"

-David Letterman

"Why are my rights bein' readin'?"

-Detained suspect, Lakewood, WA

"Everything's great."

-Kyle Busch, 19 March 2017

"You can't fly to heaven on the wings of a gun."

-The Folksmen, 1967

"Even a broken clock tells the truth twice a day."

-Traditional

"He never really gained the respect that he sought -- part of him knew that it just can't be bought."

-Chris Hillman, 1979

"I've been stumbling through some dark places; Now I'm following the plow. I know I've fallen out of your good graces -- It's alright now."

-Don Henley, 2007

"Help me try to remember that ragin' fire that the years put out."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 2007

"Do something."

-Timothy B. Schmit, 2007

"These cloudy days, make you wanna cry -- It breaks your heart when someone leaves and you don't know why."

-Glenn Frey, 2005

"Easy does it, easy does it. Don't have to be a slave -- might just put you in your grave. easy does it."

-Roger McGuinn, 1975

"If it don't feel right, don't try to jam it tighter."

-Roger McGuinn, 1975

"Don't try to force it, or you might just divorce it."

-Roger McGuinn, 1975

"The best love songs are written with a broken heart."

-Steve Eaton, 1975

"You can call me a son of a bitch but you're gonna have to do it long distance."

-Dr. Phil, 2016

"How're you gonna live with a soul sadly sighing into the wind that is our life?"

-Graham Nash, 2016

"What'cha gonna do if you stop believing that you can't seem to find what might have been lost?"

-Graham Nash, 2016

"The only thing worse than [doing something wrong for 20 years] is [doing something wrong for 20 years and 1 day]."

-Dr. Phil

"You've got to learn how to fall, before you learn to fly."

-Paul Simon, 1972

"Perfection is overrated -- once perfect, no desire for improvement is possible."

-Steven T., 2016

"I've got to fight to control the violent side."

-Neil Young, 1986

"Flowers grow a lot faster in rain than in thunder."

-Dr. Phil, 2016

"We had a chance to change our minds, but somehow wisdom was hard to find."

-Neil Young, 2005

"History is a cruel judge of overconfidence."

-Neil Young, 2005

"I'm gonna have to block it out somehow to survive 'cause those dreams are dead. And I'm alive."

-Jackson Browne, 1993

"Will a little more love bring a happy ending?"

-Olivia Newton-John, 1978

"If I had to choose between [being an addict] and [going back to prison for a year] -- take me."

-David Crosby, 1987

"Shots. I keep hearing shots."

-Neil Young, 1981

"If it takes going to the joint to quit, well, I don’t regret it. You know, being a junkie is a prison you carry around with you."

-David Crosby, 2016

"Tell me where does it say when you're lost you stay that way?"

-S. Stills & N. Young, 1988

"What went wrong, well, you know I don’t understand. But it’s done and you know I’ve done all I can."

-R. Roberts & C. Hillman, 1971

"Take the high road, there's a whole lot less traffic up there."

-Dr. Phil, 2015

"Listen to the music -- all the time."

-Tom Johnston, 1972

"I'm trapped, trapped in the spell of your eyes, in the warmth of your arms, in the web of your lies."

-Olivia Newton-John, 1978

"I started out with a dream, and the plans of a wise man; I ended up with the heartache of a fool."

-Willie Nelson, 1978

"Who are you when you're not famous? Who are you when the lights have gone out and the audience has left? Who are you? Are you a decent person, or are you a f#$%in' a$$hole?"

-Graham Nash, 2016

"They take the best years of your life, trying to tell you wrong from right -- but you walk away with nothing."

-.38 Special, 1984

"It's just another day in paradise as you stumble to your bed; you'd give anything to silence those voices ringing in your head; you thought you could find happiness just over that green hill; you thought you would be satisfied, but you never will - learn to be still."

-D. Henley & G. Frey, 1994

"I'm gonna strut like a cock until I'm 99."

-D. Brewer & M. Farner, 1973

"You're out of the band, buckwheat!"

-Mike Love, to Dennis Wilson, 1983

"If they gave me a choice and said ‘You can go spend 24 hours in that home OR you can get in a phone booth with an alligator and sandpaper its ass,’ I’d be in the phone booth."

-Dr. Phil, 2015

"Take your time, 'cause time will take you."

-Graham Nash, 2016

"Rolling over me the weight of the water in my ears; holding my breath -- it's causing me pain for so many years -- so many years -- beneath the waves."

-Graham Nash, 2016

"Here in the same boat with danger from the falling sails, trying to keep ourselves afloat, by laughing at the howling gales; standing in the same shoes, frightened by the same fears, how much more are you going to lose? How much pain for how many tears?"

-Graham Nash, 2016

"I was a dumbass."

-Barry Bonds, 2016

"The search for oblivion starts out in the daylight, listening to people all trying to be first; but dreaming in darkness will offer no solace when all the king's horses are dying of thirst."

-Graham Nash, 2016

"Through the cracks in the city I can see the sad traces of yesterday's empires with tomorrow's bad dreams; they'll come back to haunt us like the gaze in a mirror reflecting the stakes that we took to extremes."

-Graham Nash, 2016

"With everything I've ever done, well, I've tried to be my best; but everyone I've ever known has been some kind of test."

-Graham Nash, 2016

"The day that breaks before me may never be surpassed, and the question haunting me: Is my future just my past?"

-Graham Nash, 2016

"I'm only living for the end of the week."

-James Taylor, 1991

"Try to remember that work is no crime, just don't let them take and waste your time."

-James Taylor, 1985

"The secret of life is enjoying the passage of time."

-James Taylor, 1977

"Nobody knows how we got to the top of the hill; But since we're on our way down, we might as well enjoy the ride."

-James Taylor, 1977

"Some rich men came and raped the land, nobody caught 'em, put up a bunch of ugly boxes, and Jesus, people bought 'em; They called it paradise, the place to be, they watched the hazy sun, sinking in the sea."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 1976

"Who will provide the Grand Design? What is yours and what is mine? 'Cause there is no more new frontier -- we have got to make it here."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 1976

"We satisfy our endless needs and justify our bloody deeds, in the name of destiny and the name of God."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 1976

"They call it paradise -- I don't know why; you call someplace paradise, kiss it goodbye."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 1976

"Why do we give up our hearts to the past, and why do we grow up so fast?"

-Joe Walsh & Joe Vitale, 1976

"It's not the inches -- it's the engineer."

-Stephen Stills, 1978

"All the walking wounded pay the price for living in the promised land -- take care of your neighbor would be my advice, 'cause nothing ever goes as planned."

-Graham Nash, 2002

"Take care, be cool, let the rough side drag."

-Stephen Stills, September 1986

"I've had my share of broken dreams, hard luck and crooked schemes -- tough times -- truth be told -- heartbreakers left me cold.  But it's over now -- I got by somehow."

-Richie Furay, 2015

"Where are the frontiers? How do I get there? There are no maps, there are no roads -- just you and me on these streets of gold."

-Paul Kantner, 1987

"F#$% you -- I've been paying you for seven years you f#$%head."

-Glenn Frey, to Don Felder, 31 July 1980

-Neil Young, 2007

"I believe in fate and destination. But so much of that lies in our own hands. If you know what you want, just go on out and get it."

-Sammy Hagar, 1987

"Did you ever see a robin weep, when leaves begin to die? That means he's lost his will to live."

-Hank Williams, 1949

"Save the Hank Williams, I left my fiddle at home."

-James Rockford, 1976

"Going down this road makes me crazy -- with the talking heads on the radio and what they say -- I listen carefully and I just wonder -- does it really make any difference anyway?"

-Richie Furay, 2015

"I won't quit fighting for farming the land in the good old ways, for slapping and cutting at the corporations' greedy hands."

-Neil Young, 2015

"We're the home of the brave, we're the land of the free, we've got a heart of gold, don't tread on me."

-Richie Furay, 2015

"Many people share, sad dreams and hopes that are stained by the sulfur in the air."

-Graham Nash, 1977

"Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel."

-John Quinto

"Dogs are born politicians."

-Steven T., 8 November 2015

"Said the condor to the praying mantis -- we're going to lose this place -- just like how we lost Atlantis."

-Neil Young, 1982

"Hard work pays off in the future.  Procrastination pays off now."

-Traditional

"So let's leave it alone -- 'cause we can't see eye to eye; there ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy -- there's only you and me and we just disagree."

-Jim Krueger, 1977

"I'll Be Me."

-Glen Campbell, 2012

"We feed poor creatures bound to stand in their own s#!+, and we blindly go on to kill them and eat them."

-Neil Young, 2015

"It's just not morally right to be able to patent anything that reproduces."

-Farmer Michael White, 2015

"I hear everybody's explanation, and nothing that I believe."

-Chris Hillman, Rick Roberts, Richard Marx, 1977

"I've been rocked on the sea of emotion, blown from the sea of pain; this blackened mist is slowly clearing, gone with the warm summer rain."

-Chris Hillman, Rick Roberts, Richard Marx, 1977

"Seems like everybody has an answer, but nobody's got a plan."

-Chris Hillman, Rick Roberts, Richard Marx, 1977

"AM radio kicked streaming’s ass. Analog cassettes and 8 tracks also kicked streaming’s ass, and absolutely rocked compared to streaming. Streaming sucks. Streaming is the worst audio in history."

-Neil Young, 2015

"The seeds of life are not what they once were -- Mother Nature and God don't own them anymore."

-Neil Young, 2015

"It's a bad day to do nothing."

-Neil Young, 2015

"One summer morning just around dawn -- four men with briefcases were on the working man's lawn:  'We're gonna to sue you, take you to court -- For patent infringement, the criminals you support -- you're gonna need big money to stand your ground -- or we're gonna bury you, how does that sound?'"

-Neil Young, 2015

"PlunderCo got in money trouble -- had to break the law -- had to balance the fine against the benefit to all -- made a business decision to pay the fine and break the law -- too big to fail, too rich for jail."

-Neil Young, 2015

"Before you abuse, criticize and accuse -- walk a mile in my shoes."

-Joe South, 1970

"How did the rich get rich by stealing money from the poor?  The poor never had anything!  But that's what we're told happens with trickle-down and Reaganomics."

-Rush Limbaugh, 20 July 2015

"Grandma took the church bus to Vegas."

-Anonymous, 14 July 2015

"The old America was a place where you could agree to disagree with somebody, and if they didn't agree with you, you just moved on and kept living your life.  That's not the way it works now.  If you are in a circumstance in which you disagree with a leftist, there's no going about your business.  You will be made to agree."

-Rush Limbaugh, 10 July 2015

"I wouldn't pay no mind except for the voices telling you I won't mind you making my choices -- not wishing to be unkind, but you are out of line."

-Stephen Stills, 1991

"I am sick and tired of trying to make ice cream out of chicken $#!+."

-Sheriff Frank McKeithen, 10 April 2015

"I heard the two escaped fugitives from New York may already be in Mexico, which means they want to come back and not get noticed."

-Rush Limbaugh, 18 June 2015

"When you're hot you're hot; when you're not you're not."

-Jerry Reed, 1970

"Put a bag of excrement in front of me, and if honesty is called for I'll do it and that results in me stepping in the bag."

-Rush Limbaugh, 5 June 2015

"Here comes the Freedom Train - you'd better hurry down; I'm spittin' all over myself - very little hits the ground."

-Bing Crosby, 8 September 1947

"She's gone already, chief!"

-Customer, Taco Bell drive-through, to David Letterman, 1996

"Do you know that time is only water that we drink?  It washes under bridges -- all eventually, they're going to sink."

-Stephen Stills, 1976

"I ran across the following headline: 'Meet the Vagina Voters.' ..... The third thing I read: 'I intend to vote with my vagina.' ..... Can you pull a lever with one of those? ..... Can you hold a pencil with one of those?"

-Rush Limbaugh, 4 May 2015

"You're making a distinction without a difference."

-Dr. Phil, 2015

"I'm fascinated by the Millennial generation. In addition to them being the future, they are the first generation that thinks the country has seen its best days, and it troubles me to no end, folks."

-Rush Limbaugh, 24 April 2015

"The last big word I learned was mayonnaise."

-NASCAR Car Owner Richard Childress, 15 March 2015

"Once I was young and so unsure -- I'd try any ill to find the cure."

-Bernie Leadon, 1973

"Son, don't wade too deep in Bitter Creek."

-Bernie Leadon, 1973

"Recycling may be the most wasteful activity in modern America: a waste of time and money, a waste of human and natural resources."

-New York Times, 30 June 1996

"Get outta here ya lowlife scum!"

-Senator John McCain, 29 January 2015

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

-Colleague, 1982

"Darn it--now I want a Toblerone!"

-Neil Young fan, after first viewing a PonoPlayer, 2014

"It seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table, but you only want the ones that you can't get."

-Don Henley & Glenn Frey, 1973

"Last time we'll have to listen to this friggin' machine."

-Elton John, at the Rock Music Awards, 1975

"Take away my looks, take away my books, take away my bread, take away my head -- I am somebody -- still somebody."

-Lolly Vegas, 1989

"Fear of love is unforgiving, risk of pain is for the living, don't let the fear of something magical scare away your chance to have it all."

-Pat Vegas, 2013

"Where you've been is not a sin--it's where you're going."

-Chris Hillman & Gram Parsons, 1970

"It's easy for you to say, 'just walk away' -- it's not your heart that's breaking -- it's not your mind that's aching -- it's not your soul she's taken."

-Pat Vegas, 2013

"My baby dances through life--she's a sidewalk ballerina--the takes it all in stride."

-Chris Hillman, 1976

"I have a fatwa on me. And they say the guy that issued the fatwa is an internet jihadist. internet jihadist! And I said, 'Well, heck, who says Obama isn't creating jobs?'"

-David Letterman, 2011

"Faith is when you believe something that nobody in his right mind would believe."

-Archie Bunker, 1975

"Ten thousand reasons won't keep me from sailin' again."

-Paul Cotton, 1994

"Living in love, living in sin--someone's gotta lose and someone's gotta win."

-Dave Mason, 2014

"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Holy Jesus Christ."

-Bing Crosby, 1943

"Everybody’s dancin’ to the promise of change, a brand new world where we’re all the same; god help us if this ever comes to pass, you may as well bend over and kiss your ass."

-Dave Mason, 2014

"We’re all concerned about Mother Earth. Can we make it better? Do we make it worse? It doesn’t matter what we believe--she’ll shake us all off like a bad case of fleas."

-Dave Mason, 2014

"Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash."

-Traditional

"In this land of the free, what happened to accountability? Something for nothing--a free ride--you keep taking but the wells run dry."

-Dave Mason, 2014

"A smoking hole in the ground is often caused by a flaming a$$hole."

-Traditional, 4 November 2014

"Dreams are free for everyone."

-Chris Hillman, 1976

"Remember that place where you left me that time? Well, I'm calling from there."

-Larry Burnett, 1977

"I happen to know that he's hanging out with somebody that's a purely
poisonous predator now. And that's karma. He's gonna get hurt."

-David Crosby, on Neil Young, September 2014

"Despite the cost of living, it remains popular."

-Traditional

"If you try to live every day like it's your last, eventually you'll succeed."

-Traditional

"F#$% it, I quit."

-KTVA Reporter Charlo Greene, 22 September 2014

"If they had fined you back then for cussing on TV, he would've been broke."

-Sterling Marlin, after a prank on crew chief, 2005

"It's your baby--you rock it; it's your heartache, you bought it."

-Milete/Fowler, 1970

"Any love is good love."

-Randy Bachman, 1974

-Neil Young, 1992

"I feel sad when I feel happy as I'm coming back to home--there's bridge across the river that I have to cross alone--like a skipping, rolling stone."

-Neil Young, 1982

"I'm going to run over him every chance I get for the rest of the year."

-Tony Stewart, 25 August 2012

"When you've done everything else wrong, all that's left is right."

-B.K. Brottlund, 1993

"Settle down, Captain Happy."

-Unknown pilot, 27 July 2014

"It refrains me from not beating the $#!+ out of you right now because you ask me stupid questions. But since I'm on probation, I suppose that that's improper to say as well."

-Kurt Busch, 05 June 2012